I couldn’t believe my eyes and ears when I heard that Dunkin Donuts removed an ad because Michele Malkin and other members of the ignorati thought it looked like a kafiyeh. I thought at first that it was a joke. Michele Malkin is obsessed with her own ignorance.
I was doubly shocked to find out that people believed Malkin. What will be next? Do we have to check with Malkin, et al before we go shopping. Maybe there should be a screener in every department store to watch what clothes people are buying in case they buy the “wrong” item. Will there be an official media sensor to check ads before they go out? Will they outlaw women wearing any kind of scarf on their head?

And to top it off, it was actually a paisly scarf but to Michele Malkin it represented terrorist groups. When Dunkin Donuts actually removed the ad, I knew that some of us are living in a parallel universe where ignorance reigns, and the ignorati are running things. Instead of a democracy this group is in the bizarro world of an idiocracy. I won’t be surprised if Malkin starts a movement outlawing backpacks since I’ve read that’s how suicide bombers carry explosives.

I better go check my closet and make sure I don’t have anything with a black and white pattern, and get rid of all my backpacks.